Babyproofing Whaaaat?

I'd like to take a moment here to comment on the influx of items in our home that seem to be designed to keep the man down.  I do appreciate your thoughtful explanation of "safety" and "boundaries" - fascinating concepts.  My stair climbing abilities were just really beginning to shine - not sure why a gate has now blocked my access to the rest of the stairs.  I've really enjoyed ripping off and chewing on the furniture bumpers that were strategically placed on all sharp corners in the house - well played!  As for the locks on the cabinets, I accept your challenge.  Right now I see a space heater and some cords under your desk that I'd like to take a closer look at.  Game on!