Update on the Cabinet Locks

Vinnie: 1 Parents: 0

My Furry Sibs

There are a lot of confusing things about my furry siblings, Charlie and Sushi. Apparently it's ok for them to eat my puffs, but I'm not supposed to eat theirs? Why do I have to wear pants if they don't? And no, I don't see the correlation between "don't play with the dogs' water" and the floor here is now slippery. I would like my meals from now on to also be presented in a trough like manner, so I don't have to bother with the evil spoon, masquerading as a plane or choo choo. And let's talk about the high chair - you're not fooling anyone with the cute rainforest toys, it's still a restraining device, designed to keep the man down. C'mon over to my bumbo, Charlie. You're welcome to share my mum-mums anytime!

Babyproofing Whaaaat?

I'd like to take a moment here to comment on the influx of items in our home that seem to be designed to keep the man down.  I do appreciate your thoughtful explanation of "safety" and "boundaries" - fascinating concepts.  My stair climbing abilities were just really beginning to shine - not sure why a gate has now blocked my access to the rest of the stairs.  I've really enjoyed ripping off and chewing on the furniture bumpers that were strategically placed on all sharp corners in the house - well played!  As for the locks on the cabinets, I accept your challenge.  Right now I see a space heater and some cords under your desk that I'd like to take a closer look at.  Game on!