Reason One Million Why It's Good to Have a Gramma

After driving downtown to check on me because I have a fever, she tells my mommy, "Just keep an eye on him tonight.  He might wake up and not cry loud enough for you to hear, but that doesn't mean he doesn't just want to be cuddled."  Thanks, Gramma!

Work To Do

You know, Mom, I make a diligent effort to get all of my toys out throughout the day, yet every morning I have to start all over again.  Waddup?!?

My First Haircut!

Hmm, call me crazy, but doesn't this stuff on my head just grow back? Going to all this trouble seems like a futile exercise to me, but whatever makes you happy mom! Putting me in this taxi chair doesn't really make it any better...well, ok it makes it a little better.

Mommy, What Did You Do?!?

Mommy may or may not have added too many bubbles to the washer today = good snow day fun!

Super Big Bathtub!

Today mommy and daddy took me to the biggest bathtub ev-er! Except it was kinda not as warm as I like, we were semi-clothed and there were other people in the tub with us. My bath toys were also noticeably absent. Whatevs. I wasn't sure about it at first, but it turned out ok. Mommy says we can do it again!

Easy Rider

Just chillin' on my motorcycle, catching up on my Daniel Tiger. No big deal.

All Done!

Your sign for all done vs my sign for all done. You tell me which one gets the point across, mom.

Where'd My 'Lil Crunchies Go?

I have to admit, I feel somewhat cheated when I'm happily eating my sweet potatoes and then *boom!* in comes a spoonful of broccoli. I also feel that you may be eating more of my 'lil crunchies than I am. Just sayin'...

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

This is a holiday I can get into! Thanks for throwing me this green themed party Gramma and Grampa!

No puffs? No problem.

If mommy isn't going to give me the good stuff for breakfast I can just get it myself!

My First Playground Experience

Holy puffs! Mommy took me to the coolest place ev-er today! After an initial protest about being strapped into the stroller (yet another restraint device designed to keep the man down), I realized that this was not another ploy to make me take a nap. We rolled out of the parking lot and there it was, a primary colored oasis, filled with screaming kids. It was breathtaking! After making a loop we settled on a nice section of this place mommy referred to as a "playground." The scent of repurposed tires was intoxicating. When my hands and knees finally touched this rubberized goodness I knew it was go time! I crawled, I pulled up, I scooted - heck, I even flew through the air in a rubber bucket thing! It was everything I'd ever hoped playtime could be (minus the big boy who came up and pet my head like I was a puppy). Mommy says we can come back again - excellent!

Update on the Cabinet Locks

Vinnie: 1 Parents: 0

My Furry Sibs

There are a lot of confusing things about my furry siblings, Charlie and Sushi. Apparently it's ok for them to eat my puffs, but I'm not supposed to eat theirs? Why do I have to wear pants if they don't? And no, I don't see the correlation between "don't play with the dogs' water" and the floor here is now slippery. I would like my meals from now on to also be presented in a trough like manner, so I don't have to bother with the evil spoon, masquerading as a plane or choo choo. And let's talk about the high chair - you're not fooling anyone with the cute rainforest toys, it's still a restraining device, designed to keep the man down. C'mon over to my bumbo, Charlie. You're welcome to share my mum-mums anytime!

Babyproofing Whaaaat?

I'd like to take a moment here to comment on the influx of items in our home that seem to be designed to keep the man down.  I do appreciate your thoughtful explanation of "safety" and "boundaries" - fascinating concepts.  My stair climbing abilities were just really beginning to shine - not sure why a gate has now blocked my access to the rest of the stairs.  I've really enjoyed ripping off and chewing on the furniture bumpers that were strategically placed on all sharp corners in the house - well played!  As for the locks on the cabinets, I accept your challenge.  Right now I see a space heater and some cords under your desk that I'd like to take a closer look at.  Game on!